This is so funny when you call someone that you dont know, look up a name in the phone book and ask for that person when calling. When they answer say "This is the Rainbow House of Colored Condoms, I was calling to tell you that your order of 50 green condoms is in." They will act stunned. If that person is not home ask for a spouse. If they ask where they can be picked up you can reply by saying a street address (make sure it isnt your address). It gets them every time, and sometimes when you talk to the spouse they can get really mad. GOOD LUCK!!!
