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You know you're addicted to AIM when...  Ha! Ha! Send This to a friend! 25,818 hits
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Submitted by: LiL DyL
Date Added: 11/16/2004
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You know you're addicted to AIM when...

You have your buddylist maxed out, and you know every single screen name. You have over 20 away messages saved, but most of them are titled "gone". You have more than 3 screen names linked and they all have different buddy lists. You have your personal info uploaded on the internet in case you get on a different computer and want your same info. You have a webpage for your shoutouts because they wouldn't all fit on your own info. You know every single professional bot's screen name. --You've actually made a bot. You have more than 5 people on your buddylist that you have never seen. You call yourself a non-virgin because you had cybersex, and not real sex. You've made icons for friends. You've been online for more than 2 weeks at a time. --You actually keep records of things like that. You have an IM recorder, just so you can later blackmail them if they do something bad. --You've actually blackmailed someone over something they said on AIM. You have sound enabled on your away message so you can hear when you get messages throughout the house. SmarterChild knows your name. --You've carried out an actual conversation with him. You've fell asleep in front of the computer so you could wake up and immediatley talk to friends. You've started a chatroom with more than 30 people in it. Your favorite sport is an AIM online game. You're on AIM right now, --and have been for the past 3 hours.

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